
He fashioned an oversized canvas hat into a boat and with a coal shovel oar, he paddled into town where the junkies and prostitutes defiled themselves while poking fun at his beard and toothless grin.
The hat ran aground at the McDonalds. Here he found he could stretch his government check in trade for hot meat and bread products and leave more for whiskey, the mining company having long since torn down his still.
This, he thought, was progress.
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