Yesterday, Deputy Director Faraday addressed staff on the disadvantages
of switching to a digital platform, even though it was the current year.
Just
after, he slipped on a loose piece of carbon paper. He hit his head on an oak-paneled
desk and spent the night in a brief coma.
Meanwhile a Trans-Ural Shiite group managed to detonate an EMP
in the ionosphere over Paris. The world went dark.
Today, Deputy Director Faraday awoke, immediately rushed to
hold an emergency meeting. He beamed as he listened to staff reports. A full off-line accounting of what was needed
where and how. Thanks to the slow rate of tech adoption under his leadership,
the Bureau was going to pull through this with no break in services.
He smiles at a mimeographed bill of lading. No terrorist was
going to stop this morning’s delivery of gorilla pellets to the National Zoo
under his watch.
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