Froggy Went A-courting (aka Joy to the World)

Some days you couldn’t get word in edgewise. It was one of those days. So, Frank didn’t bother to tell Molly and the boys about the giant bullfrog in the mudroom. 

Frank had headed out to adjust the TV aerial when he spotted the massive reptile. No. Amphibian. That thing on the back deck must have been 5—no—6 feet and 20 stone if it was a day. 

Frank backed up and it had easily hopped into the house.

Frank backed up and now saw the stars and bars on its left flank. 

Erm. Fin?

Meanwhile, the boys were in a competitive game of dueling “Look what I can do!” while Molly attempted to concentrate on Simon Cowell.

But what could Frank say? Everyone one around these parts had already heard tale of old General Jeremiah Johnston…

…who’s now slipped its lips—Maw? Over Frank’s left Caterpillar steel toe.